Vanier Cup Annual predictions

Here are the annual predictions for Vanier Cup 2010 in Quebec City.

Calgary Dinos (10-2) vs Laval Rouge et Or (12-0)
Kickoff 12 noon Saturday

The V Line

Laval 12 Calgary 8 in the lowest scoring Vanier since the 7-ROUGE debacle at the SkyDump in 2004.

Weather will play a factor, hampering the big Calgary QB Glavic as he won't be able to get the passing game going for the Dinos and the Rouge et Or's big play defense shuts them down. The Laval offence may even come from 4 FGs from their reliable kicker Milo.

Attendance 17,500 (paid) + another 3000 additional tailgaters.

Hijinx: The bus is a great idea, though the driver doesn't think so. At least one Road Tour attendee, perhaps one resembling Captain Morgan Santa, finds an "elf" for the weekend. The Santas storm the field late in the forth and since there are 13 of them, steal a football, run their own play and get called for "Too Many Santas". We find our old ironing board still there waiting for us in the parking lot.

The G spot

Laval 31
Calgary 24

Attendance - 20788

Potential Hijinx - Dirty will be punted from the game by the end of the 3rd Quarter. Overcome with emotion after not seeing her for a year, Robin will make out with Mrs. Weir. Safety Kev is asked to stop playing with his sack around the children.

Don's Dirt

I checked with the judges and if I am not granted admittance to the game, it doesn't count as being punted. It just means more ironing board for me.

Laval will win. Laval 20 Calgary 9

Attendance: Whatever that place holds + a few Santas

Hijinx: Kent is asked to dance at a favourite establishment but it is by a Quebexican dude...not that there is anything wrong with that. The fact that he says yes will raise a few santa brows. Dirty will NOT miss the train nor forget a wallet this year. Kev is asked to put one of his candy canes in a certain orifice (read ASS). Captain Laval will don an extra Santa hat which I will bring. Finally, fun will be had by all.